johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #54770
- Ignore johnpaulca |
9/13/2007 12:29:06 PM
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nikoschopen
2,824 posts
msg #54771
- Ignore nikoschopen |
9/13/2007 4:25:11 PM
LOL! I notice that the jokes are getting a facelift lately for the better. Way to go!
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maxreturn
745 posts
msg #54772
- Ignore maxreturn |
9/13/2007 4:50:40 PM
johnpaulca, I have to admit I was guilty of the "escapee" today whilst my associate was in the next stall. Too funny!
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TheRumpledOne
6,407 posts
msg #54779
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
9/14/2007 8:16:45 AM
karennma
- Ignore karennma 9/13/2007 7:55:21 AM
roflmao!
"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
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And they're doing a "heckuva job"!
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It's only "funny" because it's true!
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johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #54782
- Ignore johnpaulca |
9/14/2007 9:27:42 AM
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lockwhiz
206 posts
msg #54974
- Ignore lockwhiz |
9/20/2007 4:24:10 PM
This was just sent to me ... friggin Funny !!
(caution .... not for the youngsters)
CSI crime humor ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQWmH2C5T2U
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johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #54985
- Ignore johnpaulca |
9/20/2007 11:36:21 PM
OMG...that was funny.
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msummer2007
129 posts
msg #55264
- Ignore msummer2007 |
9/26/2007 10:14:06 PM
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Guest: '.....What??'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'What?'
Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
Guest: 'I... don't think so.'
RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine..Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'
RoomService: 'Copy?'
Guest: 'Excuse me?'
RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'
Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'
Guest: 'You're welcome'
Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do don't you!
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TheRumpledOne
6,407 posts
msg #55278
- Ignore TheRumpledOne |
9/27/2007 7:59:03 AM
I do now!!
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johnpaulca
12,036 posts
msg #55486
- Ignore johnpaulca |
10/3/2007 9:06:57 AM
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans.
I was put through to a ‘call centre’ in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a
truck or fly a plane
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